Saturday, October 30, 2004

Crazy Spidey stuff

I haven't been reading Marvel Universe Spidey comics (I'm fairly up to date with Ultimate Spider-Man via trade paperbacks), but I've been reading about some crazy stuff going on.

First, in Amazing Spider-Man, there's a couple of folks running around, saying they are Gwen Stacy's kids. Their father? Norman (Green Goblin) Osborn!


Meanwhile, in Spectacular Spider-Man, Peter has gone through a transformation, turning into a giant spider. He escaped this horror, but not unscathed. Like the movies, Peter now has organic web-shooters, as well as enhanced Spider-sense:


No wonder I stopped buying these books. Sheesh!

Read more about these developments here.


Ving Rhames to play Kojak on TV

Who Loves Ya Baby? Ving Rhames does...

According to MSNBC:
Rhames has signed with USA Network to a weekly series of “Kojak,” debuting in March, Bonnie Hammer, president of USA Network and the Sci Fi Channel, said Tuesday. Filming begins in Toronto in January. Production wrapped in August
on a two-hour original movie, which will now serve as the premiere episode for the nine-week original series, the network said.

Free Hour of Sleep on Saturday Night!


Spring Forward; Fall Back! Don't forget.....

Blade:Trinity -- Coming in December

JFK satirist Vaughn Meader dies


From CNN:
Vaughn Meader, who gained instant fame satirizing the presidency of John F. Kennedy in the multimillion-selling album "The First Family," only to have his star plummet when the president was assassinated, died Friday. He was 68.

New Hannibal Lector novel on the way

Thomas Harris will publish a new novel next year, "Behind the Mask," exploring the origins of Hannibal Lector.

According to Reuters:
"Millions of readers in 25 languages have wondered how Dr. Lecter developed his particular appetite for evil. This novel will satisfy their curiosity," publisher Bantam Dell said in a statement announcing the book would be ready late in 2005. Chillingly brought to the screen by Anthony Hopkins in the 1991 film "The Silence of the Lambs," Hannibal Lecter is due to be back on movie screens for another outing based on the new novel. Film rights for the book have been acquired by The Dino De Laurentiis Company, producer of "Red Dragon" and "Hannibal."

How do you Tullamore Dew?


Celebrating my birthday: Chris, Unk, Dad, Skip and me with our customary shot. I love this shot (the photo and the drink)

Friday, October 29, 2004

Smallville meets Freaky Friday

Let me start by saying that if Lana and Chloe don’t completely write off Clark at this point, they are just damn fools. I mean, how many times has he pulled multiple personalities on them, whether it’s Red Kryptonite, transformations into Kal El, or now, Lionel-possession. At least when it happens to the ladies, they can blame it on the Nicodemus flower, spiked Gatorade or cave bug bites. Clark has to keep his mouth shut about his personality switches. But, if this means that Lana and Clark will stop pining over each other, and Chloe will stop with her one-sided crush, then all the better. Sadly, I don’t think that’s gonna happen. But, hey another great episode. Two in a row. Now we’re talking.

Lionel, who’s dying from liver disease, requests to see Lex, but not to make amends with this son as he pretends to, but to attempt to do a body switch thanks to some (apparently) Kryptonian artifact. Luckily for Lex, the artifact calls to Clark, who shows up at the prison in time to separate Lex and Lionel. Unfortunately, that means Lionel and Clark switched bodies instead. Oops.

It doesn’t take Lionel long to figure out just how fortunate Clark’s intervention was. The discovery of his powers on the farm with Jonathan is quite the revelation for him. And let me say here that Tom Welling is to be commended for his range, acting as Clark possessed by Lionel. I had no doubts that John Glover (nice to see him again, by the way. He’s been gone too long) could pull off acting like Clark, but Welling impressed here as well. This will hopefully bode well for his post-Smallville career. Let’s hope it doesn’t lead to hosting Ripley’s Believe it Or Not.

So Lionel-as-Clark shows just how much of a crush he has on Martha (is that heat vision or are you just happy to see me?). He quits the football team, catches student Lana and faculty Jason in a compromising position in Jason’s office (OK, these two are TRYING to get caught) and pulls a major fast one on poor Chloe. For a second, I thought Lionel had a thing for teenagers, but then he show that he’s true to form and displays the ultimate cruelty, as he is fully aware of “Miss Sullivan’s” unrequited love for Clark. He takes to his new body and powers well, and is set to blow Smallville with his offshore account, but hits a few snags. First is the voice recognition problem, which he solves with some threats to the imprisoned Clark-in-Lionel’s body. The bigger problem if Lex figuring out how to clean out the account. Like father, like son.

Meanwhile Clark, stuck in prison in Lionel’s powerless body, finds himself on the receiving end of several beat downs, though he does manage to fight back with the fighting skills he’s picked up even without powers. Lionel’s nebbish little cellmate, who somehow helped with the switcheroo is a convenient exposition device someone for Clark to talk to, as well as a much-needed ally. Eventually he figures out how to clue in his parents to the situation, but Lionel is not ready to give up his power without a fight. He also visits Lex, surprising him with Clark’s new-found love of scotch. Lionel makes it clear quickly who Lex is dealing with though and goes for the kill until Martha shows up with kryptonite. Fortunately, Lionel-as-Clark doesn’t display superpowers, save for a really strong grip on his neck, and neither of them actually see the kryptonite Martha uses.

Eventually, thanks to the cellmate’s assistance, Clark manages to trick Lionel in the prison so that the switch happens again and all is seemingly back to normal. Except….

Chloe’s mad at Clark again; Lana’s mad at Clark again (for putting the moves on her AGAIN), but makes him promise to keep his mouth shut about her and Jason, which he is actually just hearing about for the first time. And he appears to be off the football team as well. Meanwhile…

Lionel seems to have no recollection of what happened, meaning Clark’s secret appears to be safe. But there are two interesting side effects – one, he is completely healthy again, and two, he is now “good,” as in no longer a conniving, scheming murderer, but that was a little unclear. Also, unclear was the ending. Lionel/Clark’s cellmate was released from prison (he claimed he was framed) and is picked up by Margot Kidder, Dr. Swann’s (her late former co-star, Christopher Reeve), to whom he turns over the body-switching artifact. On whose behalf, was the release-in-exchange-for-the-artifact arranged? Lionel, who promised to get the guy out and was shown previously to have a relationship with Swann? Lex, acting on his own, or in conjunction with Clark, who asked Lex to help get the guy out in the previous scene. But Clark wouldn’t want the artifact turned over to anyone. So what’s going on here?

Next week, a re-imagining of Mr. Mxypltlyk (whatever), who is not a 5th dimensional imp, but a mysterious European gambler with “bad luck” power.

Monday, October 25, 2004

Another Reason to See "The Incredibles" in the theatre

As if the unblemished track record of Pixar and the superhero storyline weren't enough, the teaser trailer for Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith will premiere with The Incredibles in theatres on Friday, November 5th.

WB Confirms Unknown as Singer's Superman


Brandon Routh will play Superman in Warner Bros. franchise relaunch, due in Summer 2006 from X-Men director Bryan Singer.
Read the official announcement here.


Kevin Conroy continues as animated Batman!


Toon Zone reports that Kevin Conroy (Bruce Wayne/Batman in Batman: the Animated Series and Justice League) confirmed at the Dallas Comic Con & Sci-Fi Expo this weekend, that fans of the classic animated Batman can celebrate. Not only will there be direct-to-video features with the new animated Batman currently on the WB, but plans are in the works for more videos with the Timm-version of the Caped Crusader (featuring Conroy), as well. Nothing new is planned for Batman Beyond or direct-to-video movies for Justice League, but Cartoon Network has greenlit a 3rd season of Justice League Unlimited (we are still in the middle of the first season).

Conroy says that Batman Beyond episodes may make it to DVD and reminds fans that the future Batman makes an appearance in an upcoming episode of Justice League Unlimited (1st season finale in early December).

You can read all about the Bruce Timm version of Batman here.

In a Flash, we have the best episode of the season

Now this is more like it….


This episode had so much, it almost felt like a movie. We advanced the ongoing storylines, introduced another character from the comics, no typical freak-of-the week, and the goofy Lana sub-plot was kept to a minimum. Clark is growing up. He actually sounds like Jonathan when talking to Bart. For the first time this season, I don’t have any negative comments.

We meet Bart (“The Flash”) Allen, a really fast kid who dresses in orange and gold, in a seedy garage in Metropolis, uses his talent to rip people off. His attempt to fence what he steals doesn’t go so well, and he escapes with the booty and the low amount of cash they were offering. Then we cut to Clark and Jonathan (as the Flannel Bros.) leaving a doctor’s office in Metropolis. Some well-done expository dialogue gets us up to speed (HAH!) for those tuning in just to see the Flash. Lex got them tickets to the Metropolis Sharks baseball game. Then, as always on Smallville, a vehicle goes out of control, threatening to run over Jonathan. But there’s a super-speed rescue, and it’s not Clark. It’s our flashy pickpocket, who not only saves Jonathan, but lifts his wallet, which included the game tickets. Oops.

Clark asks his father to let him investigate the kid before he calls to report his stolen wallet. Then, he takes off to find Chloe to help. Jonathan wants to spend a romantic evening with Martha, but she has to work late at the Talon, which of course, annoys Jonathan.

Cut to some gross smooching noises as we pan over Lana and Jason making out somewhere on school property (student and faculty fraternizing – big no-no). She gets defensive about her tattoo and storms out. Good, short and sweet. Then in his mansion, Lex opens up a crate that holds an ancient scroll in a frame. He smile satisfactorily.

Back in Metropolis, Clark’s investigation leads him to a hotel room. He scans the room and sees all kinds of gear (including a comic book) Clark sees a backpack with a lightning bolt on it (Flash logo!) then pulls out a bunch of fake IDs. Clark reads the names – Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West. Clark tells him he’s not the only one who can move like that, and they set off on a super-speed chase, where Bart evades Clark with his running-on-water trick, which Clark apparently hasn’t mastered yet. Clark super-speeds home to find Bart waiting for him, “Hey, Clark. What took you so long?”

Bart refers to himself as “the fastest man alive,” explains his origin as an accident with a huge flash of light, and his “body went into overdrive.” Clark is surprised to learn that accident didn’t happen in Smallville, meaning it had nothing to do with Kryptonite. Bart’s parents treated him differently so he ran away and lives on the streets. This is where Clark starts showing a bit of a mentor mentality, foreshadowing Superman’s leadership role among other heroes. When trying to learn about Clark, he uncovers Kryptonite in his loft and sees the effect it has on Clark. After a super-speed chase to Miami, they visit to the Talon. Clark introduces Chloe to Bart, who tells her he’s from the future (in a nod to the comic version of Bart Allen). He impresses Chloe with some super-speed trick he chalks up to magic. Mom’s at the Talon to tell Clark Lex is looking for him.

At the mansion, Lex shows Clark his latest find, specifically the “cave symbols” (Kryptonian language) on the outer parts of it. It’s the last surviving page of a 14th century manuscript that depicts a warrior’s victory. Supposedly the page leads to a path of unimaginable power. Clark thought Lex wasn’t interested in the cave anymore. Still interested, Lex explains, but not obsessed. Clark can read the symbols. It says repeatedly, “look deeper.” So his X-ray vision reveals a map hidden beneath the scroll. The page is protected with state-of-the art security. As Clark leaves, he runs into Bart who had sneaked a peek inside the room once devoted to Clark. Lex hears Clark talking to someone but Bart is gone.

Clark tells his father the map is related to the quest that Jor-El wanted Clark to go on. He wants to find it because hanging out with Bart reminded him he wasn’t normal Clark gives Bart another lecture about the proper use of his powers, then returns to the mansion to look at the manuscript. Bart speeds in, steals it and leaves Clark standing there with the alarms blaring, as Lex and a security guard burst in. Clark lies to Lex and says he doesn’t know who did it. Lex says he believes him because a real friend wouldn’t lie to him. Lex isn’t worried because the thief will “learn that there’s nowhere on earth he can run from Lex Luthor.”

Martha and Lana have a moment in the Talon after hours, where she confesses that the only time she isn’t worrying about losing Jonathan is when she’s working. Lana points out that if she’s working all the time, then she’s already losing him. “A summer in Paris has really given you some insight,” Martha tells Lana, in the cheesiest line of the episode.

Bart has taken the manuscript to the thugs he dealt with in the beginning, but Lex has already been alerted. They knock out Bart, showing the lightning bolt symbol on his belt as well. Lex says to let the kid go, but the thugs want to take care of him themselves. Lex tells them the police are on their way. Lex hold his own against the thugs as they attack him until the leader takes him out and proceeds point a gun at Bart. “Let’s see if you’re faster than a speeding bullet.” That’s Clark’s cue to show up, take out the bad guy, and warn Bart that this is how his powers can hurt people. Clark checks on the unconscious Lex. Bart says it doesn’t change anything, and whips out the kryptonite. Another heart-to-heart, Bart closes the kryptonite box and takes off.

“I spend so much time trying to hide who I am, I feel like two different people,” Clark confesses to his Dad after saying that he envies the way Bart openly flaunts his powers. Then he takes off at super-speed. Martha comes home, so her and Jonathan engage in some sexy banter and have a romantic moment.

Interlude to the Lana sub-plot: Lana and Jason are exploring the caves because Lana doesn’t want to hide anything from him. She shows him the symbols on the cave that match the ones she saw at the church in Paris, as well as the tattoo on her back. “Whatever it is, we’ll figure it out together,” Jason assures her.

At the mansion, Clark checks up on Lex. The manuscript is back mysteriously. Clark checks to see if the map is still there, which it is. Lex tells him that manuscript is phony, which we know is a lie because of the map. As Clark leaves, we see Lex’s computer, showing the map. The mutual lying has begun anew.

Clark is trying to draw the map from memory back at the farm when Bart shows back up. When Clark asks Bart what’s next, he says he’s going to try to find others like them, and start, a “club, or league or something.” Another great reference. Bart says if he can catch him, he’d consider staying. Clark doesn’t have a prayer – so we definitely know who’s faster.

Wow, I enjoyed this one. Next week, Lionel’s back in a body-switch with Clark! Holy freaky Friday!